Watch out…You might offend someone. Does anyone else think today's world might just be a tad bit too politically correct? When did everyone become so darn sensitive and start taking offense to words like 'Christmas.?' Can't we just all get along, People?
Seriously? Christmas is not an offensive word, it's a religious belief. The same goes for Hannakah, it is just a religious celebration. Everything nowadays is politically incorrect, you better not open your mouth at all, as to not offend someone.
Get a load of these words that are now considered politically incorrect and their suggested alternatives…This is good...
Clumsy…Uniquely coordinated, (Hi, I'm Debby and I'm uniquely coordinated…What the heck)?
Housewife…Domestic Engineer, (I prefer self-sacrificing Goddess)
Lumberjack…Tree Murderer, (somehow I find Lumberjack a lot less offensive)
Late…Rescheduled arrival time, (how about just plain rude)
Prostitute…Sex worker…(Oh, Lord, give me a break)!
Lazy…Motivationally deficient, (or Pothead)
Body Odor…Non discretionary fragrance, (or as the Grinch would simply state it: "stink, stank stunk")
I'm off to play my 'Christmas' music, while I 'clumsily' wander about my home and wonder how many Gingerbread Men I can devour before I become to 'fat' for my clothes.
Have a great Sunday, Everyone! xoxo